first TRILLIONAIRE on earth. memecoin to commemorate. fair launch. obvious.
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FORBES (parody) ✓
@forbesparody · 32m
we've had to add a new column to the list. it just says "trillion". one entry.
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Bloomberg (parody) ✓
@bloombergparody · 6h
"i didn't mean to hit a trillion" — E.M. read the full story. we don't have a full story.
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★ TRELON PROGRESS METER · 06/08 PHASES UNLOCKED ★
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$1M mcap
$10M trend
$100M rocket
$1B tunnel
$10B planet
$100B orbit
$1T NEXT
$∞ mars
$TRELON
SOLANA · SPL · FAIR LAUNCH · TICKER $TRELON
The first trillionaire on planet earth doesn't need your money. He has, mathematically, almost all of it. $TRELON is a tip jar on Solana — a candle for the chart. No utility. No allocation. No roadmap (we mean it). Hold a candle if you want one.
The bird. The rocket. The brain. The tunnel. The car. The planet. And now the candle.
